I had made up my mind that if Tinsley re-ran his stupid "There is no conspiracy against the President, Republicans love him too much." crap again for a NINTH STRAIGHT DAY that I would discuss something else.   I mean, hey, there's lots of other news to report, like:

Senator Paul Coverdale (R, GA) is criticizing the IRS for implementing changes demanded by Newt Gingrich (also a Republican from Georgia). It seems that Coverdale is mad about the IRS auditing low-income Southerners, EVEN THOUGH the 'ol "Newt'er" has attacked the IRS for allowing fraud and abuse of the "EIC" deduction (which only applies to poor familes.)

When President Clinton's administration raised concerns about religious intolerance, prostitution, and forced abortions in the Mariana Islands they were accused by GOP House Whip Tom DeLay of having a "Leftist Bent."

But after Republican Senator Frank Murkowski took an all-expenses-paid junket to the islands (courtesy of the island's garment industry) he announced that his Senate committee would hold hearings. I wonder how a good Republican like Murkowski feels about having such a "leftist bent?"

Anyway, that was my plan.   And sure enough, today's cartoon is still trying to cover-up GOP attacks against the First Family.   But then, mixed-in with my tech briefing from the San Jose Mercury News, I found a story about muck-meister Matt Drudge.   Drudge runs an AOL-sponsored internet newsletter (I use the word "news" with hesitation, he has been accused of just reprinting rumours.)

Drudge is being sued because he published a story claiming that one of President Clinton's advisors was a wife-beater (not true).   Here's the beauty part, Drudge's lawyers claim it's all a left-wing conspiracy!!!

Don't you just love it?   If Hillary Clinton says "I think there's a conspiracy here." Bruce Tinsley and his -duck call her a "Kook."   But when a right-wing journalist makes the same claim, all Tinsley can think of is to continue attacking Hillary.

Daniel Sherer

 

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