Two days in row, the duck is off his fat-feathered butt and NOT watching TV!! Hard to imagine the duck without his boob-tube, but in this one he is actually walking and he ALMOST asks a question (but cannot quite manage a complete sentence.)
Today the duck walks up to a man and begins to ask him a question. But when the man discovers it's Mallard Fillmore he says "I'd hoped you were just a mugger."
Yeah, that's probably how a lot of people feel about Mallard. It's ironic that the duck's author isn't sharp enough to realize that.
None the less, the main thrust today is to undermine scientific polls. Currently this is to the advantage of the radical-right because the American public OVERWHELMINGLY are happy with the President and the economy. So reading about that is pretty depressing for your average Clinton-hater and wouldn't it be nice if they could just dismiss the facts and sling some more mud?
But there it is, time after time, the public comes back to the main reason WE elected William Jefferson Clinton: "It's the economy." How can we NOT be happy when the guy we hired does the job we hired him to do, and does it better than our wildest dreams? Way to go Mr. President!
And so sorry Mallard, maybe if you wore a ski-mask (or at least didn't attack teachers as much) people would prefer talking with you over being mugged!
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