Today, I received this sorry-assed bit of racist hate mail....
So you're at it again huh bullshit artist, are you gonna put on your paint
or better yet why don't you put on makeup because the only atonement you're
gonna get is some sort of beastliness you god-damn losers. That's right
because being connected I know first hand that the very whale I saw you
jumping up and down on TV was not at all happy at all that his life was
given up for your nothing! Sound familiar.
HEY chump you know what, a very long time ago it used to be that you had
to marry your brother's wife if he expired because the world was so evil!
But enough of that, how dare you call yourselves children of the forrest
(fuck your power meat) you don't even know what to pick that is game.
And besides mother fuckers you don't even know what a living breathing
garogole is, as in nothing at all save all the onslaughts that you can
never even imagine, you fat boy punks. Are you gonna dance all night, huh?
Your deadly way of replenishment is dead why don't you be fruitful and
try some porn? I'll tell you why because you would only turn into a big
Dick MacGee you lousey stinking hypocrites!
YOU WILL NEVER MAKE A TRANSITION HERE!
I can only hope that once again you do your little mating ritual on top
ot that dead whale again.
John Leo Somogyi
San Luis Obispo,Ca
p.s. In the name of the one burning god your're gonna burn like dogs
p.s.s.guess what i just happen to be the guy that emailed the catholic pope
about the snake in the gut
What a diatribe! I should tell you that this was received in response to a story I wrote a couple of years ago. At the time, a tribe in the Pacific Northwest had just resumed whaling after decades of self-imposed abstinence. The tribe was exercising their sovereign rights and trying to instruct their children about their proud heritage before all the elders who knew about whaling died. Anyway, some people disagreed that Native Americans have the right to hunt whales and one woman endangered the lives of these people in an attempt to disrupt their religious event.
This "John Somogyi" person (I can't really be 100% sure he is who he says he is) apparently got pretty upset about my opinions. Like I Care.
I got a kick out of how he started out with "So you're at it again huh bullshit artist". As if he knew me or had even had some other contact with me, EVER. His letter was so poorly written and expressed that even though I've read it several times, I still don't really know what he's complaining about. It contains a lot of profanity, so there is probably some sort of complaint in there somewhere.
John has a lot of hatred for Native Americans, maybe this is just a west-coast Klansman? Then again, he claims firsthand knowledge of what the whale was thinking at the moment of death, so perhaps he is a psychic who channeled the thoughts of his whale-god?
But then again, he makes this cryptic remark? "Your deadly way of replenishment is dead why don't you be fruitful and try some porn?" What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Ah well, since I can't make heads or tails of what this doofus is trying to say, maybe I'll go and "fuck some power meat" and "put on some paint" and "dance up and down" on a whale. What a retard.
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