March 7, 1998

Today Tinsley/Mallard takes pot-shots at country music legend
Tammy Wynette

We finally get a break today from Tinsley's lame attempts to camouflage the concerted republican efforts to hurt President Clinton.   But if you were looking for entertainment, I sorry to say that the duck is still suffering through a terrible dry-spell. There's not much for readers (regardless of their political persuasion) today.

Today the duck is sitting in a chair watching TV. The unidentified voice is announing that Tammy Wynette finally has a new song and it is titled "Enough is enough already..."

I'm not very knowlegable about country music, although my father listened to it often.   So I went to CDNOW to try and find out more about Ms. Wynette.

They don't have much information about this legendary country singer but I was able to find that she hasn't been very active releasing records lately. The last release I could find was two years ago, and that was only another "Greatest Hits" re-hash. There doesn't appear to be much new work coming from her, let alone a hit record. But that's no reason to attack her.

It's possible that Tinsley is trying to be more subtle in today's cartoon.   (Unlike Ms. Wynette, Tinsley is a legend in his own mind.) But if so, it must require a more thorough understanding of Tammy Wynette than I possess.   To me, it just looks like he is making fun of a woman because it has been so very long since she was able to come up with a hit record. Pretty sick Bruce.

Daniel Sherer

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Dan, why are you picking on this dim-witted duck anyway?


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